ANTI-JUNK FOODS RESOLUTIONS AND THEIR PRACTICALITY

Ice-creams are bad !!! They are loaded with sugar , SUGAR   n um........ other fattening  stuff ( forgive my ignorance ; I see no wrapper beside me ) that impact your taste buds so bad that after you muster the usual " I - swear-this-one's- going-to-be-the last-one " resolute feelig , your eyes and hands are on another rich , creamy chocolate- cum- nuts smothered sundae . THEY'RE  EVIL ...increases your risk of heart arrest  what with the possible accumulation of bad cholestrol it can cause. Besides that your ever so COOPERATIVE BODY will conveniently direct all the fatty stuff  to your thighs n ***.
It rots your teeth too. STAY AWAY FROM ALL  JUNK FOOD NO MATTER HOW ENTICING THEY ARE !!!! No chips , no pretzels ,no bagels, no chocolates ,no nachos, no ICECREAMS , no candies, no soft-drinks,no fries ( even if it's poutine)  etc. Your diet devoid of all this will be perfect and healthy.Only eat stuff that have nutritive value. YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT !! Reader's Digest , Vogue , Marie Claire , Femina ,Health - all of them claim so!!
This is what I TOLD MYSELF few months ago. And proudly speaking, I've fared pretty well. Guests came and went leaving  my fridge hoarded with all goodies.I kept saying to myself,
" NO !! Im a good gurl. I will not give in to temptations and ruin my health."
As time flew, I became an almost "TOTAL-NO-JUNK-PERSON"!! I felt healthy alright , but it started beleaguering me as I had to fight hard against temptations - REAL HARD.And like a dunce every time I had to fight them , I  ate some overwhelmingly  bland fruit, fallaciously admiring how incredible it tasted. Sad eh? But I stuck to my resolution alright.

TODAY was a SAD DAY , extension of yesterday night!!! I hardly could concentrate on my work what with thoughts beclouding my head.I knew they had to stop. Everything had to stop before I went berserk. Yet, I wore a " I-am-as-chirpy-as-ever" look so my internal disturbances weren't obvious. Gawd  the mind is evil and pernicious ! It surfaces stuff u know u shouldn't be thinking about. I  tried the following to help obliterate and forget them :

1) paced up and down the room listening to loud , blaring music . RESULT: shit it only aggravated it :(
2) slept for 1  hour hugging my pillows. RESULT : yikes , the thoughts invaded my dream factory.It couldn't get worse from here. :(
3) watched tv. RESULT: felt much better until the well-timed power-cut. :(
4) had a shower. RESULT : nah , didn't work :(
5) closed the door, spanked myself real hard and  pulled my hair. RESULT: it was the most effective of all bt not gud enough. :|

"Shit!" I said to myself, " I hate being a gurl and more specifically a teen.Why can't i get over it ???They are so etched on my cranium and won't budge." >AT THAT JUNCTURE I WAS YEARNING FOR SALVATION  BEFORE MY HEAD ENGULFED ME. I walked hazily to the fridge to get some water and there I found an innocent-looking , superficially harmless , and very enticing CORNETTO. I gave no room for those warning signals.
Impulsively, I grabbed it as if it were my last resort. I unwrapped the cone ( correction : tore it down !!! ) and gazed at the surface of the  ice-cream embellished with chocolate chips and  loads of rich nuts. The chocolate was just oozin out and I admired how it beautifully trickled down the waffle.My thumb stopped the flow. I  decided against letting even a drop go to waste. I immediately sank my teeth into it and it was a ticket to heaven , boy oh boy!!
With every crunch ,deliciously creamy chocolate swam over my tongue and I was finding it hard to shove  it down to my oesophagus. My throat felt wonderful, my body seemed rejuvenated and  best of all I managed to forget  "stuff". I relished every bit of the sumptuous ice-cream and licked my fingers and the rims of my mouth clean ( to hell with etiquette !!). 
I never felt more satiated in life. This was the first time I gave unprecedented attention to my icecream and before I knew it , I was in seventh heaven !! Gawd do I love junk food or what! The ultimate panacea to all problems. It's more potent than the invincible and stubborn mind. The lip-smacking , salivating taste makes u all HAKUNA MATATA!! It gives you a
" YO-IT-CAN'T-GET-BETTER-THAN-THIS !" feeling.
So here I am already making a significant alteration to my ineffectual resolution: I will not binge everyday , BUT I SHALL NOT DEPRIVE MYSELF OF HEAVENLY AND DELECTABLE UNHEALTHY FOOD when I'm down and perturbed as only they have the potential to make me say " I'M LOVIN' IT ..BA DA BA BA BA !" . It's works like magic and is time-saving !!:))